Tweedledum&Tweedlefakeboobs

aperturemurder:

I’ve watched this vine like 50 times now,

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

(Source: vua, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

(Source: nosdrinker, via willowdragon)

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
Oh I met her in Burbank that day and she was in rare form because of all the wine lol

Oh I met her in Burbank that day and she was in rare form because of all the wine lol

(via nuthintasee)